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MMO Roulette: Albatross18 - Anime Girls and Golf

Like golfing but aren't allowed to wear your favorite dragon shirt onto the green? Banned from the course after striking a fellow golfer with a key shaped club? Then Albatross 18 is the game for you!

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MMO Roulette: Granado Espada

Set sail for a magnificent new world full of soulless clones and tentacle monsters.

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MMO Roulette: Fiesta

A look at Outspark's up and coming MMO and why it is officially the best game in Asia.

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MMO Roulette: PrisonServer - Shankin' for Manga

Ever wanted to spend life behind bars but too fat and lazy to get arrested? Well, thanks to PrisonServer you can get the whole prison experience without leaving the comfort of your chair!

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MMO Roulette: Gekkeiju Online - Anime Girls in MUD

Some MMOs are crappy and some are crappy with creepy anime models in it. This week I take a look into the dark world that is 3D anime muds and will never be the same again.

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MMO Roulette: Ran Online

Ran Online sets you in the future and back in college. The precision is so great in this game, it is like virtual reality.

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MMO Roulette: Dofus - The game with the name

Are you ready for non-exciting mediocrity!? I wasn't! This game is boring! YIPPIE!

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MMO Roulette: GoonZu

Join me as I enter the world of GoonZu. The latest piece of crap to push out of the bowels of Korea. Some features include: click and wait combat system, cat-rabbits, and stupid anime crap.

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MMO Roulette: Knight Online World

Knight Online World makes all the other games I have reviewed look like masterpieces. This time I brought along a few goons to suffer the same misery.

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MMO Roulette: Drift City

This week we take a look at Drift City, a cell shaded car game that is only fun when harassing other players.

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MMO Roulette: The Endless Forest

Normally I review games of the MMORPG genre every two weeks but this article is a bit different since I am reviewing "The Endless Forest" which I don't think actually qualifies as a game. I would call...

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MMO Roulette: Tyra's Virtual Studio

After Anna Nicole Smith choked on painkillers, the dumbest person on the planet became Tyra Banks. This is her game.

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MMO Roulette: Ultimate Baseball Online 2007

Balls a swingin' with Ultimate Baseball Online 2007. Wait, I meant bats not balls. Heh Balls don't swing in this game.

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MMO Roulette: Manga Fighter

I can't tell you how fucking much Kidney stones hurt. What also hurt was reviewing this piece of shit game.

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MMO Roulette: The Sims Online

The Sims Online is still a pile of garbage. This article, however, may only be a small clump of garbage!

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MMO Roulette: Kicks Online

Come join me as I get kicked in the nuts online in Kicks Online! I wanted to eat the end of a gun every minute while playing this game! Hooray!

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MMO Roulette: Dark and Light

Dark and Light is basically a pile of garbage that I could have putt together by opening up my butt cheeks and pushing really hard. From now on I will be reviewing REALLY crappy MMOs made by teenagers.

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MMO Roulette: Kart Rider and Hatemail!

This time I review Kart Rider which is a giant Mario Kart rip off. The game is pretty horrible but I also included a piece of hate mail to make up for it. May the force be with you.

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MMO Roulette: ASDA Story

ASDA Story is a pile of crap with stupid crap everywhere. Soulmates and vagina caves couldn't save this game from mediocracy.

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MMO Roulette: GunZ Online

Gunz Online is another game that sucks ass. Not to say it is the worst game I have had to review but when you have to rip off Lord of the Rings (even though there is only one ring) for a video game you...

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